Monday, September 10, 2007

Chalet Quips and Amazing Race

Wednesday/Thursday. September 5/6, 2007
1H03 class chalet was a glamourous event to say the least with guests like Mr Pras, Ms Quah (with husband) and even the ever popular DC.

This is ur paparazzi, Omitto with exclusive coverage of the event happening over the 2 days. For a more factual and detailed coverage i would refer u to The Sarah Times, The Andreapaper and even Kelsen Today.

Hmm, so many things - where to start?

Ok the first issue that gripped everyone by storm was probably the Barley Dispenser issue. While everyone was discussing about its feasibility as a barley container/shower head? or the bad colour coat of it(too much summer color!). No1 BUT me noticed a point. I refer u to this picture.

Note the BRAND of the pail? Knife! More commonly known as a sharp object used to cut things. Now whoever came up with the idea of using a KNIFE pail to mix the barley is up to no good. Knifes are used to cause harm and who ever this schemeing person is, he/she wants to back/front stab 1H03 people. So becareful and watch ur back peeps, it is not juz A pail, but a KNIFE pail.

After that Mr DC dropped by with what else by the internationally (presuming S'pore is the world) renowned Mapo Tofu for us. 4 boxes full to share amount 20+ ppl how generous of him eh. While ppl were fiting over the food, which i dare say was the best i tested(first time eating), with the gd mix of Sichuan flavours. People missed out on a totally glaring issue at hand! let me once again refer u to a picture.

Note what he is wearing! An Orangy sort of top with blue jeans? And sources confirm he was heading to a dinner party afterwards. A decent match of casual clothing i must say, but to a DINNER PARTY? Including interviews other magazines?!! This magazine gives a big fat NO to his dressing. And look at how creased it is, i wonder what he was doing with the lower half of his body.... But the foods good, so we're not complaining.

Ms Quah was spotted with husband as well and was said to have subtly donated $50 to the chalet funds, and i quote her 'The school subsidies such things.' So as a lecturer she is not inclined to lie, mmeaning she was telling the truth! But, nvr have any of my sources heard of a Temasek Polytechnic Chalet Fund. Perhaps it is a sub division of the pocket money fund? Investigations are being carried out now to source for this elusive source of funds for chalets.

Mr Pras too accompanied them down and was his usual self, though he 'drew a line a personal matters.' So we have to eat for Kelsen to get a Z soon to cross the infinite boundary of Prasnawanism that will make his fan club members happy.

After the BBQ we all moved back to the minute chalet room where everyone was packed like humans. While ppl were glued to the television, guess wat i caught on my hp/cam. It is Sarah on BED wif Kelvin and some random ppls that were uninvolved at this point of intimate public rendezvous. Look at the exclusive photo below!

The important thing to notice below is the positioning of HANDS. May i draw ur attention readers first to Kelvin's hands placed suggestatively across Sarah's leg hmm i wonder what it could mean? A subtle hint? A brazen grope? only the 2 of them know the answer. And the more shocking thing was Sarah's hands! Placed near the nether region called the butt i wonder wat she was doing. And the huge grin flashed across her face does not help matters but fuel evidence she was feeling extreme happy/pleasure from her/his hands.

Drink bottles after the first nite. As innocent as they might look lets have a 2nd glimpse at it again.



Tuesday, September 4, 2007
So today was Janice and Lila's(?) birthday. We have grand plans and the actions. ill put it here so bday girl can come read and understand.

Part A: 3rd September i made Jan/Lila meet me tmr for BNET session so as to ensure she does not leave home. (misconception)

Part B: 4th September, action day. Reconfirmed with Jan/Lila to meet for BNET at 3pm as she had to go casting (misconception 2) assuming she would go head after

Part C: Met up with Sarah and Adel at AMK mrt and took bus down to Bedok interchange.
Hunted for cake (tart) then chiong to sit 69 along the way met a weird sugar cane auntie.

Part D: Realised when it reached Temasek it was wrong bus, ended cabbing to Jan's house which we dunno address. Had backup assistance from Pearl. Also gathered Jan/Lila was NOT at home.

BACK-UP PLAN B

Part A: Confirmed Pearl's info

Part B: Adel pretends to call Jan/Lila to get location details in guise of money collection.

Part C: Cab down to surprise via walking down stairs.

This is the result:


And we had dinner at Manhatten Fish Market later.
We covered 13000 Km in total today for surprise/amazing race.

End of report.
BTW HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAN!

 

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